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Duration: 07:55 minutes Upload Time: 2007-06-21 10:50:05 User: phillipcraig1 :::: Favorites :::: Top Videos of Day |
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Description: * You have skipped many meals just trying to get to that next level. * You have never been on a sports team, yet you are a champion at football, hockey, and basketball. * You get excited by a rating of "AO." * You are part of an online gaming community. * When you call your local plumber you assume that he will be Italian with a mustache and a jumpsuit. * You are more worried about breaking a finger then breaking a leg. * You think, "Yeah, I've heard of those. They're called girls." * You assume that your skills with driving games are enough to help you pass at the DMV. * You look for game releases 3 years in advance and think recent game are "so last year." * The manager of your favorite local video game store invites you in saying, "Mi casa es su casa." * You dream in pixels. * You have calluses on your fingers for life. * You remember complicated cheat codes, but not your own phone number. * You turn off your console and get this awful empty feeling like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. * Whenever you unlock a door with a key you expect the key to then disappear. * You know the difference between pressing and pushing a button and follow directions accordingly. * You have found your soul mate and she is a princess whose kingdom needs saving. * You convinced your mom that school is a waste of time because video games offer more opportunities for strategic and critical thinking (and you actually believe that). * At the zoo, you wonder why all those lazy monkeys aren't climbing ladders and throwing barrels. * Your friends would have an intervention for you, but they are too busy trying to beat your highest score. |
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